Off topic: Half naked women of Finland defeated Belarus
That's totally off-topic, but I couldn't resist. :-)
Source: news.sportbox.ru/Vidy_sporta/Hokkej/spbnews_Sbornuyu-Belorussii-pogubila-finskie-zhenschini-uveren-Zaharov
Breaking sticks? Ouch! It was actually the only chance for Belarus to score.
They should've use "Top Ten Hockey Player Pick Up Lines":
10. My Zamboni or yours?
—Keith Tkachuk, Phoenix Coyotes
9. Baby, I can make you do the wave.
—Tony Amonte, Chicago Blackhawks
8. You're my only chance to score more than Gretzky.
—Chris Chelios, Chicago Blackhawks
7. I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup?
—Mike Richter, New York Rangers
6. Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
—Mike Modano, Dallas Stars
5. I said, 'Would you like a puck?'
—John Vanbiesbrouck, Florida Panthers
4. My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
—Pat LaFontaine, New York Rangers
3. Hey, you want to be my intern?
—Jeremy Roenick, Phoenix Coyotes
2. In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
—Billy Guerin, New Jersey Devils
1. I've got a curved stick."
—Brett Hull, St. Louis Blues
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4 comments:
Half naked without any shame. Why should they feel shame? Men wander around half naked regularly. I guess the coach doesn't believe in equality.
And, yeah, we know what "rage" the male players were in.
This is the best excuse EVER!!! No way Hanlon would have ever thought to use that excuse!!! BAHAHAHAHA
men = week :P
now, if they only would learn to use this the way it benefits finland...
or weak
me = can't type
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