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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Off topic: Half naked women of Finland defeated Belarus

That's totally off-topic, but I couldn't resist. :-)

Sportbox.ru, March 20, 2010:The Belarus coach Mikhail Zakharov blamed the loss of his team to the Swiss team in the playoffs of the Olympic tournament in Vancouver on ... Finish women's team.

"The conditions before the decisive game were disgusting," said Zakharov. "First, the locker room had no chairs, and hockey players had to walk into a public restroom, which was 50 meters (50 yards) away. Then they let in women's team from Finland. The Finish women walked around half naked without any shame. There was only a small screen separating our players from them. And all this was before the crucial game. Our guys were in a rage, they were breaking their sticks.

We recall that the game ended in overtime in a draw 2:2, and the shootout was won by the Swiss.

Source: news.sportbox.ru/Vidy_sporta/Hokkej/spbnews_Sbornuyu-Belorussii-pogubila-finskie-zhenschini-uveren-Zaharov


Breaking sticks? Ouch! It was actually the only chance for Belarus to score.

They should've use "Top Ten Hockey Player Pick Up Lines":

10. My Zamboni or yours?
—Keith Tkachuk, Phoenix Coyotes

9. Baby, I can make you do the wave.
—Tony Amonte, Chicago Blackhawks

8. You're my only chance to score more than Gretzky.
—Chris Chelios, Chicago Blackhawks

7. I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup?
—Mike Richter, New York Rangers

6. Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
—Mike Modano, Dallas Stars

5. I said, 'Would you like a puck?'
—John Vanbiesbrouck, Florida Panthers

4. My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
—Pat LaFontaine, New York Rangers

3. Hey, you want to be my intern?
—Jeremy Roenick, Phoenix Coyotes

2. In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
—Billy Guerin, New Jersey Devils

1. I've got a curved stick."
—Brett Hull, St. Louis Blues





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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Half naked without any shame. Why should they feel shame? Men wander around half naked regularly. I guess the coach doesn't believe in equality.

And, yeah, we know what "rage" the male players were in.

Puddin_An_semin said...

This is the best excuse EVER!!! No way Hanlon would have ever thought to use that excuse!!! BAHAHAHAHA

sleza said...

men = week :P

now, if they only would learn to use this the way it benefits finland...

sleza said...

or weak

me = can't type